Have you ever been bored walking to class? Its quite a workout for a IW (Intramural Warrior) to get from 8th wing to _ICKover in 10 mins. Thus, I present you with ways to improve your daily commute...
1) Salute a Plebe... they won't know what hit 'em.
2) Ask a random Mid where the nearest bathroom is... hey, when you gotta go...
3) THE STRIBBLING CHALLENGE!!! (Warning, not for the feint of heart) Walk the length of Stribbling, from the cannons to the Macedonian Monument, with a person of the same sex. Hold hands. Don't laugh. Pay no attention to sneers and jeers.
4) Wear your cover backwards. When told by someone to fix it, kindly remind them that "Thursday is opposite day." And continue on your merry way.
5) When someone you don't know says "hi" to you, reply simply with "Pork chop sandwiches." They will be thoroughly disappointed when they find out that we're having fruity pebble fish for lunch.
Courtesy of 2/C 'Swash Buckler'
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